Funny Jokes Sexist Jokes About Filipino
Last updated November 22, 2021
When I was a Kuya in my teens i'd crack jokes and everyone would laugh and think I was cool, because everyone else was 10 years old and below.
But when you reach a certain age, I think that's around 38 or whatever age you were when you finally decided that skinny jeans were cool, you become what we call an Uncle. That's when all your younger peers have children and you decide you have another chance at being cool and funny again with a new generation of people shorter than you.
This is the period where you experiment with the kind of jokes you never used when you were younger because they weren't fresh and original. Kinda like how you used to be.
Puns are part of this new arsenal, and some studies have shown that puns and other jokes of this genus are the "transition jokes" to overall dad jokes.
If you're an english-speaking Filipino uncle like me, then you might have used puns of Filipino words. If you have, we are on another level because we have to come up with puns that transcend a single language, yet instill pity and cringe from pre-teens and significant others. These are jokes that our fore-uncles would have been proud of.
If you are entering the Uncle phase of your life, look no further for I come bearing gifts from our Elvis-look-a-like uncles of yore.
I "hopia" like them!
Filipino food puns, and some general puns too
- Why do therapists cry after eating spicy coconut-based dishes? "Bicol they express themselves."
- What is half a designer hand bag? "Louis Bitin."
- What do you call spirit fingers that cause confusion among Tagalogs? "Diliri-ous."
- What is a good condiment in the Visayas? "Maayo-naise."
- What do you call a Tagalog buried alive? "A libing thing."
- What do you call a person who takes pictures of kakanin? "Puto-grapher."
- What is a thankful Ilokano chicken called? "Agya-manok."
- Why is it bad to add salt to holy water? Because it is aSIN.
- Anong tawag sa flan nagkagalit? "Leche."
- What is design software that makes you hungry? "Adobo Putoshop."
- What do you call a group of dogs? "Aso-ciation."
- What do you call a dirty ship in Cebu? "Sagboat."
- What do you call luxury slippers? "Chanel-as."
Do you have any Filipino puns? Puns in other Filipino languages are welcome, comment below or email me at albert@filipeanut.art.
Filipino pun artprints & printables!
Sometimes Filipino puns are so amazing, I make downloadable art of them. Check them out below and get one as a gift for yourself or that fellow pun-lover you know, and hate.
- "PUTOgrapher" printable on Etsy.
- "Tickets to MONGGO-lia, I Hopia like it" printable on Etsy.
- "I GATA go, why are you LAING" printable on Etsy.
- "GOTO your room!" printable on Etsy.
- "Adobo PUTOshop" artprint on Society6.
Filipino puns for "tsinelas"
- Who is the king of slippers? Godz-inelas (or Tsin-zillas). Artprint on Society6.
- What is the capital of the country that wears the most slippers? Metro Tsinelas. Artprint on Society6.
- What do you call slippers with a goatee? CHIN-nelas! Printable on Etsy. Artprint on Society6.
Filipino puns for bread
- What do you call pan de sal that's no longer warm? Fan de Sal. Printable on Etsy.
- What do you call Fast and Furious pan de sal? Vin de Sal. Printable on Etsy.
More Filipino puns for the word "fan"
- Who kept Tinkerbell cool when Captain Hook's aircon stopped working? Peter Fan. Printable on Etsy.
- What is something you slice, and keeps you cool at the same time? Pay-pie. Artprint on Society6.
Source: https://filipeanut.art/filipino-uncle-jokes-filipino-puns/
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